D.I.L.F.S.: Divorced, Irresistible, Loaded, Finally Single

Chelsea White's friends gave her a nickname in college that she will never live down.

It's not her fault. She's tried guys her own age. They're loud, they're sloppy, and they think enthusiasm counts for something. Chelsea has a type, and her type comes with gray temples and hands that know what they're doing.

So when her graduation trip to Puerto Rico puts her on the same beach as her best friend's recently divorced father, the man she's been quietly losing her mind over since she was eighteen, Chelsea does the mature, responsible thing. She walks over to say hello. Catches up. Asks him to rub sunscreen on her back so her friends will finally stop hassling her about finding someone.

He always was a Boy Scout. She had no idea how prepared.

Because this is smut.